Since we last saw them:
They've been focused on their family. They are involved in activism to protect and support community from urban sprawl.


Their Biggest Strengths:

• Persistence and Tenacity
• Their disposable diapers (LOL!)

Their Biggest Roadblock: Rob and Amber; and, everyone else's youth (except Joe's and Bill's)


Advice to the Team:
Teri, keep it up your navi skill... kudos

Ian, please mind Teri's pants. They may not be as important as getting to the pit stop FAST, but . . . they're VERY important, just the same! After all, how will she be able to run fast if her pants keep falling down? I think, having them on securely is necessary! Perhaps you can get her a BELT or lend her one of yours. : )


All-Star Quotes:


Season 11, Episode 1: "I Told You Less Martinis, More Cardio!"
Teri: “So what did you think of the boat?”
Ian: “Oh the boat was cool. It was like ‘Miami Vice,’ felt like we were chasing drug dealers in the 80s again.”

Teri: “That’s Mirna and Schmirna. Isn’t that nice how we all come with names. Do we have a name?”
Ian: “I hope we’re the big kahunas.”

Teri: “You are the first team to arrive.”
Ian (laughing): “That would be a miracle of God.”
*looks up to the sky*
Ian: “Are you listening?”


Season 11, Episode 3: I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It is Very Weird, I Know
Teri: “Dustin and Kandice are strong racers.”
Ian: “They’re funny, they wiggle and jiggle around the world… that’s totally cool with me.”


Ian: “Do not intercede here!”

Ian: “You’re being rude!”
Mirna: “I took lessons from the king of rude… you!”

Teri: “It was exciting to fall out of the boat.”

Season 11, Episode 4: No Babies on the Race!
Ian: “Guys? Do we have a full day layover here?"
Everyone: "Yeah."
Ian: "Where we going partying?”

Season 11, Episode 5: You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy
Ian: “Is your underwear tagged ‘Team Guido’?”
Joe: “You don’t want to see our underwear.”
Ian: “We have paper, so…”
Joe: “We have thongs. Sometimes they give you wedgies.”

Season 11, Episode 6: We're Going to Trade You for Food Now
Ian: “Let’s try to start racing smart. Stop, look and listen.”
Teri: “Yeah, but do we have to stop in an airport.”


Memorable Moments with Teri and Ian:

Season 3, Episode 8: "This is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!"

In Switzerland, Teri and Ian try to catch up to the rest of the teams on their way to the elusive pit stop.

Teri: "My pants are falling down. Here... you hold this."
*Hands Ian the clue*
Teri: "My pants... are falling... down"
Ian: "This is more important than your pants falling down"
Teri: "Oh you think so?"
Ian: "Yeah, I think so... you're not modest."

Season 3, Episode 11: "They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us!"

In Vietnam, Teri & Ian try to get the hang of the "basket bikes" detour. Famously, Ian rides off, only to be "wrecked" by Gerard.

Ian: "Aww, you wrecked me!"
Gerard: "I ain't wreck nobody!"

Meanwhile, Teri is left behind.

Teri: "Eye-an! Eye-an! ... Schmuck."

After some help from the locals, Teri & Ian finish the detour and in the taxi, an exhausted Teri has this to say about the task:
Teri: "Well that was fun..."