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| Leg 1:  | All Captions: 1."Hey frat boy, let's tap that keg in your backpack before we get to airport security." - Wuwei 2.FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD For crying out loud, it's right over there - GRANNYMAC 3.Look over there teams - Hanlam84 4.Hey fratty, you're blocking my view! If that really is Angelina Jolie I see, I'm gonna kill you for blocking my view - ImmediateRacke 5."Hi-yah! Pinch me again frat boy, and you'll be a sorority girl when I'm through chopping you." - Wuwei 6."Dude, I can deal with hunger, stress, and exhaustion, but I can't take 'pull my finger' for 30,000 miles." - Wuwei 7."Pull my finger, and I’ll disperse this crowd." -Wuwei | Winning Quote: "Pull my finger, and I'll disperse this crowd." Congratulations Wuwei! |
Episode 2 | All Captions: 1. "Next time just pack a photo to remind you of your boyfriend." - wuwei 2. "Is that a log in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" - wuwei 3. "I thought that email promised enlargement of 3-4 INCHES, not FEET." - wuwei 4. "Next time you get an email that promises an enlargement of 3-4 inches, delete it." - wuwei 5. Honestly now, don't you think this tube of lipstick is a bit too much? - GRANNYMAC 6. "This log can be use as our latest lipstick, but it's heavily" - Jasminetye2 7. CAN YOU PUT THIS IN YOUR PURSE? IT WON'T FIT IN MINE - GRANNYMAC 8. "Ugh! My hair's getting messed up!" - survivormaniac123456 9. OK Maybe with some vasoline we could do it. - GRANNYMAC 10. Maybe we are slow mentally AND physically! - survivormaniac123456 11. I'll throw this to the next person I see, I'm so damn tired! Maybe this will land on one of our legs instead! - ImmediateRacke 12. 'whew the boat is heavier' - hanlam84 | Winning Quote: Honestly now, don't you think this tube of lipstick is a bit too much? Congratulations GRANNYMAC! |
Episode 3 | All Captions: 1. Dress up like a superhero and get my butt kicked by a woman -- what I won't do for a million bucks. - wuwei 2. See? I told you it was bigger than a tube of lipstick. - wuwei 3. This is why I do Broadway, not wrestling! - survivormaniac123456 4. Right hand blue, right foot blue, left hand blue, left foot blue. I think there's something wrong with this twister mat. - wuwei 5. Say hello to my little friend. - wuwei 6. Put on a pair of Spider-man pajamas and the ladies can't keep their hands off of you. - wuwei 7. Be careful lady, I'm not a wishbone. But if you're looking for a bone, your wish is about to come true. - wuwei 8. I didn't know wrestling was also a form of dancing! - ImmediateRacke 9. "The Spaz in La Paz," the politically incorrect cousin of "The Thrilla in Manila." - wuwei 10. I may be getting my butt kicked in this match, but I bet I'll win the "favorite mediator in a sports bra dispute" tournament on the Amazing Race Fan Wiki. - wuwei 11. "Whoa lady. All I said is that there's someone else. Not you.- Nickster | Winning Quote: Be careful lady, I'm not a wishbone. But if you're looking for a bone, your wish is about to come true. - wuwei |
Episode 5 | All Captions: 1. "Terence, it's Y-M-C-A, not I-M-C-A!" - wuwei 2. "Sarah, I'll throw you overboard if you keep shouting "I'm the king of the world" every time you step on a boat." - wuwei 3. "Terence, what's up with the headband and disco pose? We're on 'The Amazing Race,' not 'That '70s Show.'" - wuwei 4. An early morning stretch and loud shouting always seem to make you feel energetic, doesn't it, Sarah? - ImmediateRacke 5. Yeah! We can lift our arms in the air! - survivormaniac123456 6"Sarah, is my deoderant on.?" | "Terence, it's Y-M-C-A, not I-M-C-A!" - wuwei |
Episode 6 | 1. So sue me! I failed to mention the artificial leg. Just help me find the damn thing. - GRANNYMAC 2. "Whew, I get so tired when I try to read anything longer than a beer bottle label.” - wuwei 3. "Just our luck, they’re out of ‘How to Win The Amazing Race and Influence People.’” - wuwei 4. "Decisions, decisions – save our money for taxis or buy the latest issue of Big ‘Uns.” - wuwei 5. "IDIOT'S GUIDE TO AMAZING RACE" I found it! - GRANNYMAC 6.Hey you, we're on TV racing, not searching for Britney Spears next album or book! - ImmedaiteRacke 7. so exhausted need to sit down - hanlam84 8. I Told you Andrew....There's no pictures of women in books...thats why there are magazines- Dan - JonoTan 9-All I want is a magazine. Not a lecture about Mark Twain. -Nickster | "Just our luck, they're out of 'How to Win The Amazing Race and Influence People.'" - wuwei |
Episode 7 | 1. That's not what Nick had in mind when he told the girls to cover up to blend in on the streets of Delhi. - wuwei 2. Hey Christy, facial treatments in India change the way you look. Just look at me!!! - ImmediateRacke 3. "Why was it called a tanning BED if I wasn't supposed to fall asleep ont it?" - wuwei 4. Bimbo, daughter of Rambo - wuwei 5. "Stop this minstrel show! We misread another clue. It didn't say, 'Perform The Amazing Racist.'" - wuwei 6. I don't know why people want to divorce me..I mean, its not like I look bad or anything.. - JonoTan 7. colorful and water all over my body - hanlam84 8. "This make said it would make you look like an angel. Not Michael Jackson.-Nickster. Is this too much makeup for you, Phil? It's Kelly & Christy, not Kelly & Krusty the clown! Bozo, eat your heart out! | I don't know why people want to divorce me..I mean, its not like I look bad or anything.. Congratulations JonoTan! |
Episode 8 | 1. Moo Moo love to be cow for day!! - hanlam84 2. Kenny, did I divorce you because you suddenly grew pink udders and sprayed milk and me continuously? - ImmediateRacke 3. I always knew that I was a cow but I didn't know Kenny was one as well - JonoTan 4. Kenny, i'm thirsty, could you pass me a glass of milk?? - JonoTan 5. Kenny if we ever have a baby, you can do the breastfeeding - JonoTan 6. "If we lose the race, let's go back to India in this outfit and be treated like a god." - wuwei 7. I am so tired of always being the butt of your jokes. - GRANNYMAC 8. its cow tiem, time to get milk!! - hanlam84 9. Got half and half milk? - wuwei 10. I told you we shouldn't have tryed to get into the cow farm.-Nickster | Got half and half milk? - wuwei |
Episode 9 | 1. We hate Russia, I had my name changed to Starr and her name changed to Nick, and we have labour work! - ImmediateRacke 2. The 220 volt Russian conversion of The Electric Slide - wuwei 3. Give me an N, an I, a C, a K..What does it spell? STARR!!! - JonoTan 4. Give me a S, a T, an A, a R..What does it spell? NICK!!! - JonoTan 5. Right, Left, Right, Left, Left, DAMN IT!! - JonoTan 6. Dancing with the Tsars - wuwei 7. If i don't win the Amazing Race, I'm gonna try for SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE - JonoTan 8. OMG! WE USED THE SPRAY STARCH INSTEAD OF THE DEODORANT! - GRANNYMAC 9. YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ELBOW IN..YOU PULL YOUR LEFT ELBOW BACK... - GRANNYMAC 10. "I thought my name was Nick.-Nickster | Dancing with the Tsars - wuwei |
Episode 10 | 1. Starr, Starr, quite contrary, how does your little gnome grow? - ImmediateRacke 2. A paternity test proves what Dallas suspected -- the father of Starr's baby is Arthur. - wuwei 3. If you think schlepping the Travelocity gnome is bad, imagine if Green Giant sponsored TAR. - wuwei | A paternity test proves what Dallas suspected -- the father of Starr's baby is Arthur. - wuwei |
Episode 11, Picture 1 | 1. Starr, where did you put the clue?. 2. If there's a ZONK in one of these boxes, I'll take what's behind door number 2, Phil. | |
Episode 11, Picture 2 | 1.Ken, I know my watch is one of these 150 boxes. 2. Is there a tennis bracelet in here? | |
Episode 11, Picture 3 | Nick & Starr Spangler, come on down! You're the next contestants on The Amazing Race! The longer I stand here, the shorter my lifespan. |
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