Remember when they said that? Just watched the season again and started to laugh out loud at something the Racers said? Add them here!

Episode 1: The Game's Afoot!
Gus: "Hera, why you do that?
Hera: "Just because"
Gus: "Stop would you please? Just stop, you're being too much of an ass. Just stop. There's no point."

Kendra: "Why do you run so far away from me... like you're going to get there before me."
Freddy: "All right."
Kendra: "You don't make any sense."

Jonathan: "My whining, is your incompetency."

Hayden: "They're on my ass."

Kris: "That was pretty ballsy to pass us"

Jonathan: "You're driving me crazy, I'm going to get a divorce."

Rebecca: "Sunglasses are not condusive for fog."

Kendra: "Honey, I haven't seen any signs... hello?"
Freddy: "I don't know what the hell is going on now."

Mary Jean: "If we're lost again, I'm jumping off a bridge."

Kristy: "You look like a smurf."

Maria: "I never thought I'd be straddling you on a snowmobile Meredith. Its very nice."
Meredith: "Well now you are."

Victoria: "I'm changing my name to something else. I'm tired of hearing 'VICTORIA!'"


Don: "You look like a Russian peasant in that hat."
Mary Jean: "You look like a Stanford dummy."

Lori: "I'm so cold my implamts are frozen!"


Rebecca: "My brain's frozen."
Adam: "You're crazy."

Hayden: "This is bitchin!"

Lori: "You're an idiot."
Bolo: "Then you're an idiot too."

Kristy: "How does my butt look in these Lena?"
Lena: "Awesome."

Kendra: "...horny hellboy."

Jonathan: "Do you think I'm insane?"

Don: "I've got to get this seat up, I'm lying down."
Mary Jean: "Okay, here I'm pushing."
Don: "Okay... push."
Mary Jean: "You've got to release it first. You've got to release it, its not released."
Don: "I'm released"
Mary Jean: "No! It isn't!"
Don: "All right."
Mary Jean: "Just sit forward and relax."

Aaron: "My feet stink."

Don: "That's good... JAM it in."

Don: "I'd rather put that ice in a martini."

Adam: "Rebecca, go cry elsewhere."

Adam: "Suck out the gas? With your mouth?"

Adam: "How do you know?"
Mechanic: "I am a mechanic"

Don: "I'm going to be right on his butt."

Mary Jean: "For a million dollars, wouldn't you outrun anybody?"


Episode 2: I'm Not His Wife - He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me
Mary Jean: "I'm pissed"
Later...
Mary Jean: "I'm really pissed, I'm really pissed."

Don: "We had the worst rowing crew in the history of rowing."

Adam: "Do you want me to jump in the tracks?"
Rebecca: "You are such a drama king."

Episode 3: Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
Aaron: "Are we moving haybales like strongman competition?"

Rebecca: "Maybe try... HEY ASS!... try this one!"

Mary Jean: "If there's anyone we should be racing against, it's gotta be the ones with the most muscular legs in the world"

Episode 4: What If It Isn't Sanitary?
Don: "We need Bolo to lift the car up."

Don: "The fickle finger of fate has diddled us."

Rebecca: "That's the smell that'll wake you up in the mornin'!"

Hera: "I never want to go fishing again in my entire life"

Mary Jean: "If you can throw up again, maybe you can attract some more [fish]."

Jon: "Damn she's hot. Kris is doing great, and she looks even better doing it."

Jon: "We got the mack-daddy driver."

Hayden: "Eww, it stinks. I don't think its us."

Adam: "Do you want me to jump out of the boat?"
Rebecca: "That would be awesome."

Rebecca: "I don't have time to babysit my girlfriend anymore."

Mary Jean: "We just missed that. Can you believe that? Son of a bitch."

Episode 5: Quit Following Us
Mary Jean: "I just looked in the mirror, I look 40 years older than when we left."

Bolo: "Just be quiet, mouth."

Hayden: "Just becuase you're 5'5" and on steroids..."

Jonathan: "You gotta have an appreciation for the people who make Mercedes."

Hera: "That is the perfect example of why running too fast is bad"

Taxi driver: "You need a fast taxi, ya?"
Mary Jean: "We've got to be missing something, big time, major."

Don: "I've always wanted to make sausage."

Victoria: "Leave me alone."
Jonathan: "I never promised to leave you alone. That's why I married you."

Bolo: "Why you gotta be a bitch?"

Hera: "We have to find our pictures..." *To the restaurant patrons* "Hera? Black people?"
Rebecca: "Pay attention!"
Adam: "Oohh, I'm paying attention."

Hera: "I don't think you're allowed to drink it Daddy."

Adam: "Eww, he's eating it."

Hera: "You're looking like a freakin' wash!"
Gus: "Its good beer."

Hera: "You've got a problem"
Gus: "I would've liked to stay a little while longer, that was excellent beer."
Hera: "I would've liked it better if my Dad was listening to me."
Rebecca: "Push, push, a little more"
Adam: "I WANT MORE than 7 inches... Can I get one of these for my home?"

Adam: "I'm surprised Jonathan isn't here, he's the biggest whiner of them all."

Don: "Go ahead, and push it in nice and slow."
Mary Jean: "I'm pushing as hard as I can."

Mary Jean: "We were going '7 inches, 7 inches'... my God, 7 inches is really big!"

Mary Jean:"I love it when you drive like a madman."

Episode 11: It Always Comes Down to Details
Lori: "I wish I didn't have to pee."

Kris; "Its been a long time since we ran on a track."
Jon: "Seriously."

Rebecca: "Backup oxygen...somebody."

Lori: "This is going to be a workout from hell."

Bolo: "... do it all yourself Miss Perfect."

Adam: "You look cute up there... like a little monkey."

Hayden: "I'm sick of your bitching... quiet!"

Adam: "I'm all screwed up."

Freddy: "That Adam is such a Nancy boy."

Episode 12: You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate
Adam: "I love Chinese food."
Rebecca: "But if we eat Chinese food in China, it'll just be 'food'."

Kendra: "Let's go down the ghetto street."

Hayden: "We pay lots!"
Kendra: "This isn't it... oh yeah it is."

Hayden: "Was it scary?"
Aaron: "What?"
Hayden: "Could I have done that?"
Aaron: "No."

Freddy: "I just hope we get there in a timely fashion."

Rebecca: "You look like my yoga teacher."

Jon: "He says 'Okay, okay, okay,' he took us like 10 blocks in the wrong direction okay, okay... its not okay, okay."

Jon: "Hey Holmes, you were taking us in the wrong direction."

Kendra: "I think my bar is too long."
Freddy: "Yeeahh."

Rebecca: "Wait up honey..."
Adam: "Don't call me honey."
Rebecca: "Honey, come on honey please hurry up."
Adam: "Rebecca, I'm going to start screaming at you, if you call me honey one more time while we're doing this."

Adam: "Don't call me honey, and let's go."
Rebecca: "All right ass."
Adam: "Better, I prefer that."

Freddy: "Hopefully this cab driver knows where he's going, and we can make it to the pit stop in an expeditious manner."

Episode 13: 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles
Kris: "Our taxi driver is kinda funny. I think he might be on something special."
Jon: "Too much green tea."

Rebecca: "I think I was an auto mechanic in my last life."

Rebecca: "Nice long strokes Adam."

Freddy: "What a dumbass."

Kris: "Chinese is not a Germanic language."
(in a forceful tone)
Kris: "Babe! I love you!"
Jon: "Can you please fetch me some water!"

Rebecca: "I don't like the key Nazi."

Rebecca: "Why is this going in, but not turning. It's such a tease."
Rebecca: "Don't start with me or I'll throw you off the mountain."

Adam: "I have to pee, I can't run so fast."

Kendra: "We're not going to be the nice, sweet people we have been."

Rebecca: "Your tone of voice is very jarring."