
Original Season: Season 2 Where they Placed: 4th Place Team Nickname: "Cha Cha Cha"s
"I think we have the upper hand in knowing very little about the other teams. We don't watch a lot of television." - Danny Team Bio: Oswald and Danny on CBS.com
| | Leg | Pit Stop Location | Ending Position | | 1 | Quito, Ecuador | 2nd Place | | 2 | San Pedro deAtacama, Chile | 2nd Place | | 3 | Petrohué, Chile | 5th Place | | 4 | Ushuaia, Argentina | 1st Place | | 5 | Maputo, Mozambique | 4th Place | | 6 | Zanzibar, Tanzania | 2nd Place | | 7 | Warsaw, Poland | 2nd Place | | 8 | Krakow, Poland | 1st Place (FF; Tie) | | 9 | Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia | 4th Place | | 10 | Hong Kong | 1st Place | | 11 | Macau | Last Place (Marked for Elimination) | | 12 | Fort Soledad | Last Place
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Since we last saw them: Oswald has been working in NYC, and Danny's real estate business has been blooming in Miami. They have no regrets from the last race.
Their Biggest Strengths:They know each other inside out, and they can balance each other out.
Their Biggest Roadblock: Rob & Amber
Advice to the Team: Keep having fun with it. You are so likable it will make other teams willing to help you.
All-Star Quotes:Season 11, Episode 1: I Told You Less Martinis, More CardioOswald: “You’re doing great! You’re awesome!”
Danny: “Keep stroking me… I like it.”
Danny (to Rob & Amber): “I heard you guys have your own cable channel… with a bunch of shows on them.”Oswald: “My face is going through menopause.” Oswald: “We know of Rob and Amber because obviously, well, we live on this planet.” Oswald: “We chose to do ‘Wrangle’ because I’ve always wanted a career in beauty. So if I can cut the nails of a horse, I can sure cut someone’s hair and give them a manicure.” Season 11, Episode 2: Beauty is Sometimes Skin DeepDanny: “Look at these nails! My manicurist would be so angry with me if she knew what I was doing today.”
Danny: “I think I was a man in a previous life.”*Admiring the Valley of the Moon*
Danny: “I’m dirty, I stink , I’m tired… but this? This is killer.”
Oswald, crying: “Oh my God, I feel like such a b**ch.”
Season 11, Episode 3: I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It is Very Weird, I KnowOswald: “Danny and I, we are two Cubans who came to this country with nothing. Sweetheart, if you get in my way, I will run you over. However, we are not going to do that out of maliciousness…” Oswald: “Be the fish! Become the fish!” Oswald: “Promise me you’ll do more cardio.” Oswald: “Charla’s going to be in love.”Season 11, Episode 4: No Babies on the Race!Danny: “I only snore when I drink excessively.”
Oswald: “If I were to stab you, I’d stab you right in the front.” Oswald: “Maui, Maui!”
Danny: “Will you come with us?”
Phil: “That’s a whole ‘nother reality show.”
Season 11, Episode 5: You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy
Oswald: “If you get caught in an avalanche…”
Danny: “Never look for Oswald & Danny to get you out”
Oswald (to the Rat): “I’ll set you free after and I’ll take you to a nice lab where they’ll apply make-up to you.”
Danny: “Do I look like Rambo?”
Oswald: “You look like a faggy raccoon.”
Oswald: “Don’t get me dirty Danny!”
Phil (to Oswald & Danny): “I’m surprised you went for the coal… but that’s just me.”
Oswald: “We came to win… we didn’t come to sissyfoot.” Season 11, Episode 11 Oswald: “The teletubbies have gone to war!”Memorable Moments with Oswald and Danny: - Winning 3 Fast Forwards on the whole show.