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Lisa and Joni
LISA & JONI
Sisters		 Bio:
-Lisa and Joni are sisters who lived apart from each other for over 20 years. Lisa lives in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida while Joni lives in Katy, Texas


Read their full bio at CBS.com


Lisa & Joni Photos		 Records:
Quotes:
Joni: "We have 140 bucks. Probably to eat monkey testicles or something."
Lisa: We're the Glamazons. We're representing all big boned women of America."
Lisa: "I feel like a pack mule."
Joni: "What's that smell? Did you fart? Or is that the city?
Joni: "I'm peeing.....Oh, I just peed in my pants!! Hurry up, I'm peeing in my pants!"
Lisa: "Me too!!"
Lisa: "Oh my god, this is so hard to drive this car. Oh, so were supposed to enjoy looking at the scenery? I'm fixed to pass out from the damn exhaust fumes."
Joni: "Picture you're giving birth to a child."
Lisa: "I didn't. I had a C-section."		 Lucky Situations:
-Were ahead of two teams at the Detour on Leg 1 despite being in last place for most of the leg.




Roadblocks:
  • Leg 1: No Roadblock
  • Leg 2: Climb Fire Escape/Rappel 400 Feet - Joni
Total:
Lisa: 0
Joni: 1		 Unlucky Situations:
-They booked flight tickets without looking at the departure and arrival times.
-Had trouble driving their car on Leg 2 which led to their elimination.



Detours Done:
  • Leg 1: Rotor Head - locate one of three buildings in a Sao Paulo city guide then travel by helicopter to that building and find a clue hidden inside
  • Leg 2: Press It - press sugar cane and distill its juice to make 500 mL of ethanol for their car
LEG 1 RECAP:
-Were 1st on the Continental flight scheduled to arrive last in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
-Arrived last at the rooftop of the Hotel Unique.
-Arrived last at the Detour cluebox.
-Chose "Rotor Head" as their Detour.
-Arrived at the "Rotor Head" Detour in 9th place and chose the second closest of three buildings to search for their next clue.
-Finished the Detour in 10th place.
-Arrived 10th in Santa Cecilia where they had to find a specific warehouse, witness a traditional ceremony and light a white candle to receive their next clue.
-Arrived at the Pit Stop in 10th place.
Leg
Pit Stop
Location
Ending Position
1
Sao Paulo,Brazil
10th Place
2
Brotas,Brazil
10th Place

Average Placing: 10
 LEG 2 RECAP:
-Started the Leg in last place.
-Were caught up with all the other teams waiting for the Edificio Copan to open.
-Arrived 9th at the Roadblock.
-Joni performed the Roadblock.
-Joni was 4th up the second fire escape.
-Joni finished the Roadblock in 9th place.
-Were last on the 12:15pm charter bus to Brotas.
-Arrived last at the Detour.
-Chose "Press It" as their Detour and had alot of trouble driving their car to get there.
-Finished the Detour in last place.
-Arrived at the Pit Stop in last place and were eliminated.

Preceded By: Black Family 10th Placer
Season 9		 Succeeded By:
Kellie & Jamie


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