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| Sep 11 2009, 4:09 AM EDT (current) | ImmediateRacke | 3 words added, 3 words deleted |
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<How are Joe and Bill doing? Can they win?>
 Eliminated! See photos of their Race so far  Where they Placed: 3rd Place Team Nickname: Team Guidos (gave themselves this nickname for their dog, Guido) "We're not going to be as nice this time." - Joe |
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Joe and Bill have been together for over 20 years, and were living in Paris before they went on the Amazing Race the first time. Official bio.
Since we last saw them:
Bill went back to work at Coldwell Banker, and Joe works out of their home.
Their Biggest Strengths:
Strong relationship. Ability to keep a sense of humor and perspective.
Their Biggest Roadblock:
Rob and Amber; everybody else's youth (except Teri's and Ian's); other teams may be leery of them, based on their past "villainous" reputation, and may not be keen about sharing any info with them.
Advice to the Team:
Run FAST, be FAST, & beat the younger teams to the Route Markers &, most importantly, the Pit Stops.
All-Star Quotes:
Season 11, Episode 1: I Told You Less Martinis, More Cardio
Joe: “It seems that maybe the people from Race 10 aren’t tired yet. The Gutsy Grannies here.”
Joe: “I told you they’re really tough competition. Everybody underestimates them because he’s crochety and old looking.”
Season 11, Episode 2: Beauty is Sometimes Skin Deep
Joe: “Who says gay men can’t drive?”
Bill: “Good job.”
Joe: “It’s gay four-wheelin’.”
Bill: “ …grab a shower when we get there?”
Joe: “I hope so! … You need one!”
Season 11, Episode 3: I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It is Very Weird, I Know
Joe: “We do feel like the godfathers of tough competitors. We can be smart, we can be fast, we can be ruthless, there is no reason to minimize us just because we are two gay men living together.”
Bill: “Rob is not Jesus!”
Bill: “Better take them down into submission.”
Joe: “I’m the fish whisperer!”
Season 11, Episode 5: You Need to Watch Your Jokes, Guy
Ian: “Is your underwear tagged ‘Team Guido’?”
Joe: “You don’t want to see our underwear.”
Ian: “We have paper, so…”
Joe: “We have thongs. Sometimes they give you wedgies.”
Joe: “We smell like a French whore,*****, but it doesn’t matter to me.”
Joe: “When we retire, maybe we can come here and get jobs as rat trainers.”
Bill: “Two guys painting nails…”
Joe: “Yeah, that’s going to be weird.”
Season 11, Episode 7: If I Were in Town, I'd Ask for Your Number
Choosing a mannequin:
Joe: “Pick the hunkiest one!”
Joe: “Try his pecs, he’s got pecs kind of like yours now!”
Joe: “The one thing we know is that Mirna can’t drive worth a damn.”****.”
Joe: “She looks like a dressed up rat.”
Most Memorable Moments with Joe and Bill:
- They were the show "villains" in the 1st Season!
- Won the Fast Forward in Leg 9, but still checking in in last place for waiting for a bus instead of taking a taxi! They overestimated their time advantage over the other teams. They were only saved by the 24-hr penalty given to Nancy & Emily (for skipping the Detour), who were eliminated, instead.
- Although they took 3rd place their Season, they didn't officially finish the Race! When they reached the 12th Pit Stop 24 hours behind the 2 other teams, they were given a message (via a clue box) telling them that "Rob and Brennan had [already] crossed the finish line."
